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John Dies at the End (The Film)

It’s time for another film-based-on-a-book review!

Two nights ago I decided to watch the film adaptation of John Dies at the End on Netflix.  It’s available for instant streaming.  For a link to the book on Amazon, just go to the Books I Recommend page.  Because I do recommend the book.  Highly.  It was awesome.  I talked about it in this post.  I haven’t read the sequel yet, but I will one of these days.

I will start with this warning, though: John Dies at the End, both the book and the movie, appeals to a very specific audience.  Let me see if I can explain by telling you the genre of the book and film.  I think it is best described as a psychedelic, horror, sci-fi, thriller, dark comedy, cult-classic.  Get it?  I hope so.

I know as an author I’m almost always going to tell you that you have to, have to, have to read the book at least once before or even after seeing the movie.  It’s what I do.  But I will admit that many movies can be enjoyed without reading the books they are based on.  Not this time.  This time I’m really going to stress trying the book out first.  Because if you don’t like the book, you are most certainly not going to like the movie.  And if you go into that movie blind, and it ends up not being your cup of tea, you might think I’m crazy for recommending it.

That being said, I did like the movie.  I was surprised by that.  The book had so many tightly woven and interconnected subtle details that I didn’t think a filmmaker would even know where to begin cutting it down and reworking it for the camera.  But this is how they did it – they stuck really close to the book.  For the most part.  They had the main character, David, offering voice-over narration throughout the film, and they framed it with an interview between David and a journalist named Arnie.  Just like in the book, these devices worked for the movie.

They did cut out a huge chunk of the middle portion of the book, but I understand why they did.  If they’d tried to leave everything in, the film would have been six hours long.  Also, you will notice that the special effects budget wasn’t terribly large, but they made it work.  It just contributed to the “cult classic” part of its many genres.

So, to sum up, I liked the movie.  It was a fun ride, and the actors were well chosen. Paul Giamatti was spot on as Arnie the journalist, Rob Mayes was a lovable, crazy John, and Chase Williamson showed us a believable everyman hero in his portrayal of David.  If you liked the book, I think you will be quite satisfied with the movie.

That’s all for now!

Strenuous (adj) – characterized by vigorous exertion, as action, efforts, life, etc.

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P.S. Though the owner of the dog is just a fictitious character in my comic, the dog himself is based on real-life Radar.  Here are a couple pictures:

Radar Derp Radar smile

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Villainous Vocabulary

While I was revising Hellbound, I found myself running into trouble with a certain villain’s dialogue.  This, I realized, was because villains are just so…done.  All you have to do is watch a Disney movie to realize that there is a formula that many cliche villains follow.

[EDIT 5/30/13: It seems like a lot of the pictures I put up keep failing to show up.  I can’t tell if that’s due to an error on WordPress or Disney/the owners of the pictures taking them down or something.  I don’t really know how the internet works.  So sorry if some of the pictures are missing.  Feel free to Google anyone you can’t call up an image of in your head]

They are ugly…

Jafar, Aladdin

Governor Ratcliffe, Pocahontas

They are smooth talkers…

Scar, The Lion King

Dr. Facilier, The Princess and the Frog

They want to kill puppies…

Cruella Deville, 101 Dalmatians

You get the drift.  But mainly I wanted to talk about the smooth talkers.  Seriously, there are a lot of villainous smooth talkers…

Hades, Hercules

The reason I’ve been thinking about this is, as I said, I was trying to write a villain.  And he ended up talking like so many Scars and Hades…es that I had to completely rewrite a lot of his dialogue.  It got me to thinking about what makes a villain’s dialogue so cliche.  I mean, there are a ton of phrases out there that have been used so much that they can turn an ordinary character or situation into a cliche.  Stop me if you’ve heard this one (but really don’t):

“Impudent brat”

“Petulant child”

“Just stay out of my way”

“Meddling kids”

“Curses!  Foiled again!”

“You’re going to regret that”

“Get them!”

“MWAHAHAHAHAHAH”

Seriously, guys…what is so funny about being a villain?  Why do all villains laugh?  That’s just crazy.  I really never got it.  They’re all “You’re about to die!  AHAHAHAHA.”  What is hilarious about that?  I’ve gotten off topic again.

What I’m talking about doesn’t just apply to villainy.  There are a lot of phrases in the English language that are used more often than anyone can count.  Some of them are unavoidable…

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Half past…”

“Quarter ’til…”

“See you later.”

“Come again.”

And some of them are avoidable.  For a list of the avoidable ones, just scroll up.  How many villains have given the order, “Get them!” to their minions?  A lot.  Does your villain have to?  No.  I’m sure you can think of a way around it.  And this will set your villain apart from the rest.

Another thing…villains might be crazy, but the crazier they act, the more cliche they become (sometimes).

Ursula, The Little Mermaid

Sometimes, a villain can be “crazy,” but still think that they are super sane.  So they act sane.  They speak rationally, and they don’t go for the dramatics.

Villain

If you make your villain a person, just a regular Joe like the rest of us, then you’ve created something scary: a monster that can walk among us, unseen and unsuspected.  Someone who will buy a bouquet of flowers for their girlfriend on the way home from murdering a middle-aged couple in their own home.

Unfortunately, that type of villain has been done, too.  (Think Patrick Bateman, the antihero from American Psycho)  They’ve all been done, really.  But there is a way to take a cliche and make it your own.  You just have to fiddle around with it a bit.

Done now!

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Words of the Day (I couldn’t pick):

Impudent (adj) – of, pertaining to, or characterized by impertinence or effrontery.

Petulant (adj) – moved to or showing sudden, impatient irritation, especially over some trifling annoyance.

P.S. – Sorry for using all your images and whatnot, Disney!  I swear I’m not trying to profit off of them, so please, please don’t sue me.

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