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Why Clarisse Can’t Be Ugly (But She Can’t Be Pretty Either)

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I am a huge Percy Jackson fan. There, I said it. It’s okay if this changes how you think about me. I know not a lot of people like Percy Jackson.

(For an example of verbal irony, please see above)

This post will be 1% my thoughts on the new Percy Jackson series on Disney+ and 99% my thoughts on the character of Clarisse. SPOILER ALERT-ISH for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

My thoughts on the new Disney+ series: Yep. It’s pretty good. I like how it follows the book accurately and didn’t portray Hades as LITERAL SATAN unlike some MOVIE ADAPTATIONS I WILL NOT NAME.

A fiery demon with horns and wings from the 2010 Percy Jackson movie.
“Mwahahahaha! It is I! Hades! See you in Hell, Percy Jackson!”
Photo courtesy of me screenshotting it from my Disney+ subscription

So Clarisse. For those who don’t know, Clarisse is a minor antagonist who pulls a Zuko by the end of the Percy Jackson series and becomes one of the good guys. In the first novel, The Lightnight Thief, Clarisse is described thusly:

The loudest was a girl maybe thirteen or fourteen. She wore a size XXXL CAMP HALFBLOOD T-shirt under a camouflage jacket. She zeroed in on me and gave me an evil sneer. She reminded me of Nancy Bobofit, though the camper girl was much bigger and tougher looking, and her hair was long and stringy, and brown instead of red.

The Lightning Thief (2005)

She is subsequently described a few pages later as “[t]he big girl from the ugly red cabin.” Later still, “[h]er ugly pig eyes [glare] through the slits of her helmet.” Suffice it to say, Clarisse in the book is fat and ugly, and it’s heavily implied that part of the reason she’s ugly is because she’s fat.

Clarisse in the new streaming show is…

A head shot of a young attractive woman with long, curly brown hair.
Photo Courtesy of IMDb

Stunning? Is that okay to say? Her name is Dior Goodjohn, and–setting aside whatever else I say in this post–she does an excellent job as Clarisse.

But what gives? Why isn’t she ugly? Why isn’t she overweight?

Well, Clarisse can’t be ugly of course. See, when Rick Riordan originally wrote this book in the early 2000s, it was okay to equate ugliness with fatness and it was okay to equate a woman’s (or girl’s) attractiveness level with how good of a person she was. In fact, later in the series, Clarisse has a major crush and the characters are all like “Wahhh? But she’s ugly! How can she want to seek out a romantic relationship??” In The Lightning Thief specifically, Clarisse was ugly because she was a bad person, and she was a bad person because she was ugly. Remember, Scrubs, a hugely popular television show, was using its runtime to regularly make hugely transphobic and homophobic jokes. The early aughts were rife with this kind of humor and misguided symbolism.

So Clarisse can’t be fat and ugly in this new show because we’ve finally come to understand that a woman should not be judged by her looks and it’s not okay to shame someone for their appearance.

Except… what are you saying, Disney? Are you telling me you refuse to have a young woman who is overweight and/or unattractive on your new show?

Yeah, that’s exactly what they’re saying. Not just Disney, but the entertainment industry in general, has a problem with casting people who look anything other than gorgeous by society’s standards. It’s the She’s All That problem all over again (and again and again). People don’t go to movies (or stream TV shows) to see ordinary people. Psht. Gross. So therefore only beautiful people may be cast as the ugly people.

Rachael Leigh Cook with her hair tied up and wearing glasses from the movie She's All That
Ahhh! Eek! Hideous! (more verbal irony)
Photo from Business Insider

And if there is a plus-size character, the movie will let you know that this is your one (1) plus-size character whose character development will likely be dependent on one or more of the following: food and the consumption thereof, finding a plus-size character (usually of the opposite sex because of heteronormativity) to fall in love with, being judged for being plus-size, overcoming their own negative self-image that has arisen from being plus-size.

For examples, see Netflix’s Fate: The Winx Saga and the randomly-big-in-current-critique-media (at time of writing) Sleepover starring Kallie Flynn Childress as Yancy, the fat one.

In conclusion: Clarisse in this streaming series could not be ugly (or fat). And she could not be beautiful. The former insinuates that people who aren’t “beautiful” (whatever that entails) are automatically bad people. The latter rejects the possibility of showing a non-beautiful person (whatever that entails) on screen in entertainment media.

It’s a no-win situation.

But yeah, I like the show. I’ll continue to watch when the next season drops.

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The Host

I wrote a little while back about how I was conflicted about seeing the movie The Host, based on the novel of the same name by Stephenie Meyer.  The reason I was conflicted is because I actually liked reading The Host, but I don’t particularly want to support Stephenie Meyer.

I ended up seeing the movie anyway.

It was not as bad as you might think.  It followed the book really, really closely, which amazed me.  Especially since one of the previews before the movie was for the sequel to Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.  Did anyone else see that movie?  I mean, it sucked by anyone’s standards, but it was even worse if you read and enjoyed the books.  That movie was nothing like the books.  It was a rip-off of the books written by someone who had read the back cover.  Or maybe just the title.  Who asked for a sequel to that incredibly bad movie?

Anyway.

The Host was a good book.  It had strong, female characters, it had a pretty interesting plot that was only marginally stolen from Animorphs.  It had two love interests, one for the female protagonist, and another for the alien inhabiting the female protagonist.  I found this to be pretty cool, and really well done.

The biggest problem I found I had with the movie was that the girl who plays Melanie (female protagonist who gets inhabited by peaceful, mind-controlling, probably communist alien) was only good at playing one half of her dual personality.  See, in the story, Melanie is this strong woman who refuses to give her mind over to the little alien slug in her brain.  As a result, the alien and Melanie end up sharing a brain and a body.  Melanie is not in control of her actions, but she’s still there in her head, yelling at the alien.  The alien, meanwhile, is more soft spoken and gentle.  So while the actress – Saoirse Ronan – was really good at playing the gentle alien bit, her portrayal of Melanie was unconvincing.  She didn’t sound strong or confident at all, and all her lines as Melanie felt forced.

A lot of lines were delivered poorly by the younger actors, in my opinion.  The older, more experienced actors were fine.  And, randomly, so was the kid who played Jamie – Melanie’s younger brother.  He was pretty decent.

Would I recommend seeing The Host in theaters?  No.  It only made 11 million dollars at the box office on its opening weekend for a reason.  It just wasn’t executed very well, despite staying true to the book.  Would I recommend seeing it at all?  Sure.  If you read and liked the book, you’d probably get a kick out of this movie.  It just doesn’t seem extremely necessary to go see it in theaters like I did.

That was a lot of words with very few pictures.  Have a hula hooping Mini Bex:

Hula-Hooping

And a comic:

Writer's-Block-Strip-22

And a Word of the Day:

Word of the Day: Bastion (n) –  1. A fortified place.  2. Anything seen as preserving or protection some quality or condition.

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