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Book Cafe

In order to pass the time while unpacking clothes at White House | Black Market, I reminisced a bit.  Back in high school my dream was to attend the Culinary Institute of America (the other, tastier CIA), become an amazing chef, and open my own restaurant.  I had all these ideas about themes and menus.  There was one idea I had that I still remember which was to open a restaurant called The Inferno and serve really spicy food.  The appetizers were going to be called “Warming up” and the desserts “Cooling off.”  All that jazz.  Of course I soon realized after thinking of the name that people might mistake it for a strip club.  That probably would’ve caused some issues.

It was after speaking with one of The Cheesecake Factory’s head chefs that I realized that the life of a chef was not for me.  Long hours, high stress, no sleep, etc.  Not a good idea.

But I was passing time, so I started thinking about opening a restaurant again.  I decided I should make my fantasy restaurant relate to my current career aspirations, and that is how I came up with the idea for my very own book cafe.

The Layout:

The cafe would be sectioned off like a bookstore.  There would be a section for historical fiction, YA urban fantasy, nonfiction, mysteries, thrillers, romance novels.  You name it.  Each section would have a server who liked to read that particular genre, in case anyone needed a suggestion.  The books would be free to read, though you’d be welcome to bring your own, and all the seats would be designed for a comfortable reading session.  There would be a table, of course, and it would be a full service restaurant.  It would just be a restaurant where you could sit and read while you ate.

The Menu:

Delicious foods cooked to order, and easy to eat with one hand.  Soups, salads, sandwiches that are cut in half, pasta dishes that you can easily get your fork into like mac ‘n’ cheese and ravioli.  No noodles, though.  Too hard to eat those while concentrating on a good book.  We would have book stands on every table though, so you could prop your book open in front of you while you eat if you wanted to.

The Gimmick:

Come and read.  Shelves upon shelves of books that are free to read.  You can donate your old books, or buy a new one if you try it out at the restaurant and decide you like it.  Loyal customers get a loyalty card that doubles as a bookmark.  And you don’t even have to worry about remembering what book you were reading or what page you were on!  When you are finished with your stay, simply tell your server the name of the author, the title of the book, the page number you’re on, and your name.  The server will input that information into the computer so when you come back again, all you have to do is ask and the server will tell you what you were reading and what page you were on.

Book Cafe

The Perks:

Good food, a quiet place to read.  Come alone or with friends.  Maybe not with young children, though, since those things tend to be loud and disruptive.  Free wi-fi, too, for a quiet workplace.  And the servers would be really polite when they quickly interrupt you to take your order or serve your food.  There would be soft, ambient noise playing over the speakers, but nothing more.  Plus, authors could do book signings there.  We could hold events and fundraisers, too.  Endless possibilities.

The Sad Truth(s):

Someone else probably already had this idea.  I’m sure places like this already exist.  On top of that, it would probably be impractical.  A lot of people, myself included, can sit and read for hours.  Meaning tables would take a long time to turn over, leaving new guests waiting forever for a table or walking out the door.  Ah well, such is life.  Maybe that second problem could be solved by encouraging reservations and only designating a section of the restaurant to walk-ins.  Who knows?  I am not a business woman.

Business 101

Living the Dream:

I might not be able to have this restaurant in real life, but the Bex who lives in my comics can!  You might start seeing a lot more of Bex’s Book Cafe in the comics!

Thanks for letting me share that with you!

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Word of the Day: Aspiration (n) – strong desire, longing, or aim; ambition.

[Edit 5/30/13: Reading back through my blog, I realized I already used the word “aspire” as a Word of the Day in a post.  Whoops!  I knew I was going to start repeating words eventually.  It’s hard to keep track of them.]

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Character Squiggle

As you may know, I occasionally like to go back through my blog to freshen up on the topics I’ve covered and keep an eye out for typos.  Sometimes when I do this I realize I was an absolute nut job when I first started this blog, and I find myself issuing apologies to make up for it.

Yes, I still feel awful about the juvenile writing and “advice” that I dished out in my first few posts.  But at least one good thing came out of it: I thought up a new post.  I’m going to revisit a topic I already “covered” way back when.  Even though I already sort of revisited that post already. 

The topic is character development.  Or rather, the character arc.  See, when I think of an arc, this is what I imagine:

arc

But character arcs aren’t that simple, because characters aren’t simple.  That got me to thinking about the different forms or “shapes” that character arcs can take that regular arcs won’t.  They can look like this:

Upside Down Arc

Or even this:

Squiggle Arc

This isn’t an arc in the traditional, mathematical sense, but it can be one in the literary sense.  I shall show you what I mean, because that is what I do.  First I’m going to put some letters on it…

Squiggle Arc Labeled

Ok, so Point A is on a dotted line, which represents the part of the story that is not included in the book.  Instead, points A to B represent the character’s backstory that is intermittently revealed throughout the book.  This backstory represents a low point that climbs to a high.  So say our character is a rich CEO.  Points A to B would represent the part of his life when he started out in the mailroom and clawed his way to the top.  The book doesn’t start with him in the mailroom, but we get glimpses of that part of his life from time to time in the narration.

Moving on to Point B.  That’s where the story starts.  Rich McBoss is a CEO with swimming pools full of money.  He’s happy, he’s got a trophy wife and two spoiled kids, and he has about a thousand underlings at his beck and call.

Squiggle Arc Labeled

From points B to C, we get a good part of the plot.  Everything that goes up must come down, and our rich CEO finds his life spiraling out of control.  He makes some bad decisions, nearly goes to jail (or does go to jail?), drives his company into the ground, etc.  We’ve all seen this story before, yes?

C is the lowest point.  He has hit rock bottom, which means it is time to begin the process of healing and starting anew.  There’s nowhere to go but up.  Up to Point D.  Not as high as Point B, but higher than C.  This is where the story ends.  Rich has learned the error of his ways, cleaned up his act, and come out of the ruin a better man.  (I could get into the fact that putting D lower than B goes against the very lesson this character is learning, which is that being happy with little is a better place to be than being falsely happy with a great deal of excess.  Thus it could be argued that Point D should be higher than Point B.  But I won’t get into that.  Too time consuming.)

See?  Arc.  Looks like math, reads like a story.

Just so you know, a character arc implies that a character starts out one way and ends up another.  Rich McEveryman up there started out (in the book) as a rich CEO who had few scruples and lived in the lap of luxury, and ended up an honest man who was content with what little he had.

I remember when I was in high school, every year there would be a film assembly where a selection of student-made short films would play.  One assignment for the film students that year was to present a character arc – where a person started one way and ended up another.  A film started.  A homeless man was sitting by the side of the road “drinking” from a clearly closed bottle of “liquor.”  He collects some money from passersby, and then a car drives up and he hops right into the passenger seat.

“See?” he says to the driver.  “Told you I could be homeless for a day.”

This was not a character arc.  The student had taken the parameters literally – his character had started out one way, as a fake homeless man, and ended up a different way, as a guy who was admitting to pretending to be homeless.  The character himself had not changed or learned anything.  No arc had taken place.  All the film had depicted was a character straight line.  This is something you probably want to avoid, unless (because this “unless” always crops up) you are making a statement.

That’s it!

Comic!  (We’re back to clicking to enlarge)

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Word of the Day: Scruple (n) – a moral or ethical consideration or standard that acts as a restraining force or inhibits certain actions.

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John Dies at the End (The Film)

It’s time for another film-based-on-a-book review!

Two nights ago I decided to watch the film adaptation of John Dies at the End on Netflix.  It’s available for instant streaming.  The book is on my list of recs because I absolutely loved it. It was awesome.  I talked about it in this post.  I haven’t read the sequel yet, but I will one of these days.

I will start with this warning, though: John Dies at the End, both the book and the movie, appeals to a very specific audience.  Let me see if I can explain by telling you the genre of the book and film.  I think it is best described as a psychedelic, horror, sci-fi, thriller, dark comedy, cult-classic.  Get it?  I hope so.

I know as an author I’m almost always going to tell you that you have to, have to, have to read the book at least once before or even after seeing the movie.  It’s what I do.  But I will admit that many movies can be enjoyed without reading the books they are based on.  Not this time.  This time I’m really going to stress trying the book out first.  Because if you don’t like the book, you are most certainly not going to like the movie.  And if you go into that movie blind, and it ends up not being your cup of tea, you might think I’m crazy for recommending it.

That being said, I did like the movie.  I was surprised by that.  The book had so many tightly woven and interconnected subtle details that I didn’t think a filmmaker would even know where to begin cutting it down and reworking it for the camera.  But this is how they did it – they stuck really close to the book.  For the most part.  They had the main character, David, offering voice-over narration throughout the film, and they framed it with an interview between David and a journalist named Arnie.  Just like in the book, these devices worked for the movie.

They did cut out a huge chunk of the middle portion of the book, but I understand why they did.  If they’d tried to leave everything in, the film would have been six hours long.  Also, you will notice that the special effects budget wasn’t terribly large, but they made it work.  It just contributed to the “cult classic” part of its many genres.

So, to sum up, I liked the movie.  It was a fun ride, and the actors were well chosen. Paul Giamatti was spot on as Arnie the journalist, Rob Mayes was a lovable, crazy John, and Chase Williamson showed us a believable everyman hero in his portrayal of David.  If you liked the book, I think you will be quite satisfied with the movie.

That’s all for now!

Strenuous (adj) – characterized by vigorous exertion, as action, efforts, life, etc.

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P.S. Though the owner of the dog is just a fictitious character in my comic, the dog himself is based on real-life Radar.  Here are a couple pictures:

Radar Derp Radar smile

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